hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 420dongsquad)

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am


merylstreeptease:

i bet dermatologists hate him

(Source: langsettte)

gonnabeastripper:

niadil:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

Truth


(Source: raydayton)

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings


favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

(Source: twirpy)


forthefallentacos:

josettex:

pepahh:

this gets me so hard

apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time since they broke up or something

The way he looks at her😔

oh man this is too much :(

(Source: becauseitsjohnnydepp)