curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

I’ve put on so much weight in the last year. Need to actually change my life.

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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When she loves, she tends to cling.
Erykah Badu (via kushandwizdom)