May 2013
thedarklordwearsprada:
the-face-of-broe:
frickingloki:
sassy-gay-karkat:
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey
the penguins have the tardis
reallyreallyreallytrying:
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
religiousmom:
macaronimessiah:
religiousmom:
The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart
hearts don’t have thighs tho
shut the fuck up
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
I’m ashamed to be a human with some of the bullshit I see on here.
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Me: I can't make gifs.
thebbcisslowlykillingme:
meulins-choice-ass:
whodoyouthinkyourefooling:
funfreacksnc:
babyferaligator:
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
Big Magnet.
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
everyday: i need new clothes
dialupmodem:
quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
I really miss you because I was allowed to be weird with you and we’d just accept it but now I can’t be weird and that hurts.
